story of my liiiife

Okay well first off, holy poop.. If I found a book with the tittle being my name, I would be trippin out for like a week. Literally. Of course I would pick it up, but I really don't think I would read what hasn't happened yet. Because then I have the ability to change what happens in my life.. like I know whats going to happen tomorrow because I read it, so I could change it if i wanted. Which I DONT want to do. I would reread past chapters just as reminders of things I don't have a great memory of. I would read about times I spent with my mom as a little girl and times we went out together just me and her. I would probably read about the times I made stupid decisions and laugh a little bit at myself. I'd read the chapters where I was happy and having a great time to remind myself that I can be happy and I've had a good life. It's not all bad. That's probably all I would read. I think the one thing that I would love to read about is my parents when i was about to be born. Which would be the first chapter. I was almost born in the steak n shake drive thru, and I'd really love to read about the experience it was for my mom and dad.